ShitThatDidn'tHappen.txt
Dust in the Wind

While running the beer pong table at a party, two of the hottest girls I’ve ever seen ended up on the other side of the table from us. They were doing the usual girl distractions, flirting, showing of cleavage, etc. So we’re flirting back and this girl dares me to make a shot staring directly at her cleave…BOOM. One of the wettest shots I’ve ever hit. I respond in turn that I don’t even need a distraction, she would get lost in my eyes and whiff the shot. She steps up and right before she releases looks me dead in the eye and whiffs so hard she doesn’t even hit the table. Her friend gets pissed, she starts yelling she can’t hit anything and the girls just looks kinda stunned.
“Holy shit, I did…I got lost in his eyes.”
We finish the game and I promptly move in and we start flirting. I’m positive this deal is fuckin sealed and BAM fight breaks out in the living room. I help break it up and once we get every one calmed down again I go looking for her and she’s gone. Dust in the fuckin wind, my one shot at true love and I never even got her name.

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